It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
And my band director, who is gay, was getting REALLY mad at this one specific group of people because they couldn’t make a good line. At one point he threw a drumstick at them and shouted “OH COME ON! EVEN IM STRAIGHTER THAN THIS LINE!”
The Hobbit, Chapter 6: Out of the Frying-Pan Into the Fire by JRR Tolkien
AKA - Why the eagles didn’t fly Thorin and Co. to Erebor
See also: Why didn’t they just use the eagles to take the Ring to Mordor?