death-&-strawberry
Track: Hellfire
Artist: Sweet Poffin
Plays: 650009

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

I was at marching band camp today

lgbtcentral:

And my band director, who is gay, was getting REALLY mad at this one specific group of people because they couldn’t make a good line. At one point he threw a drumstick at them and shouted “OH COME ON! EVEN IM STRAIGHTER THAN THIS LINE!”

❝ The Lord of the Eagles would not take them anywhere near where men lived. “They would shoot at us with their great bows of yew,” he said, “for they would think we were after their sheep. And at other times they would be right. No! we are glad to cheat goblin of their sport, and glad to repay our thanks to you, but we will not risk ourselves for dwarves in the southward plains.” ❞

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The Hobbit, Chapter 6: Out of the Frying-Pan Into the Fire by JRR Tolkien

AKA - Why the eagles didn’t fly Thorin and Co. to Erebor

See also: Why didn’t they just use the eagles to take the Ring to Mordor?